Horrid Henry Joke Book Francesca Simon

Horrid Henry has collected all of his favourite jokes and is itching to share them. He's divided them into sections, each one covering a subject he finds fascinating: Dizzy Dave's Dinosaur jokes, Anti-Aunt jokes, scary screamers and jokes not suitable for mums. And Henry's written his own, special introduction to each section. A side-splittingly funny book bursting with jokes collected from primary schools throughout Britain - so they're perfect for their audience. Editorial Reviews Review 'All fans of Horrid Henry will love this book.. full of silliness and playground humour... You'll be taking centre stage at school if you treat your friends to some of Henry's rib-ticklers.' -- MAIDENHEAD ADVERTISER From the Back Cover WARNING: TOO RUDE FOR PARENTS. AND FOR SLIMY TOAD LITTLE BROTHERS. These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed-out Mum and Dad . . . that made Aunt Ruby go home early . . . that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Read on if you dare! What do you get if you sit under a cow? A XXX on the XXXX. What do you give sea-sick elephant? Plenty of XXXX. What hangs out your underpants? Your XXX. BE HORRID! READ HENRY'S JOKES. THEN TELL THEM TO THE WORLD!